First NY Then LA
Rejoint: jun 2018
Mentions "j'aime": 3,031
Old woman calls 911, says her 95-year-old husband has had a heart attack. Operator says he's sending the medics.
Ambulance and medics arrive; the EMT's check the man's heartbeat, pulse, breathing, detect no signs of life.
"I'm sorry," says the EMT arising from his knees, "I'm afraid he's gone" to the old lady.
"Give him an enema," says the old lady.
Stunned, the EMT says, "Ma'am, I'm afraid you don't understand. Your husband is dead."
"Give him an enema," she insists.
"Ma'am," says the EMT, "giving him an enema couldn't possibly help."
The old lady says,
Brayden Pachal isn't an enema, and he might even turn out to be a player in the near future. In any event, signing him at this price certainly couldn't hurt.